PSA FOR THE POTTERHEAD COMMUNITY
THERE IS A WHOLE CATEGORY OF HOGWARTS ATMOSPHERES ON AMBIENT-MIXER. SO IF YOU HAVE WIFI AND WANT TO FEEL LIKE YOU’RE AT THE CASTLE, CLICK HERE.
NEWS FLASH: A WAXED VULVA DOES NOT, IN FACT, SUDDENLY MAKE AN ADULT PERSON MAGICALLY LOOK PREPUBESCENT. DO NOT GET ALL SANCTIMONIOUS AND JUDGMENTAL, HOPPIN’ UP ONTO YOUR HIGH HORSE SAYING YOU’RE “ABOVE" SUCH "SOCIAL PRESSURES" AND THAT "MOST MATURE MEN" DON’T WANT THEIR LOVERS TO LOOK LIKE THEY’RE "TEN YEARS OLD”. I HAVE BEEN TEN YEARS OLD BEFORE AND HAVE THEREFORE HAD A TEN-YEAR-OLD’S VULVA BEFORE AND WAXING MY NEARLY-30-YEAR-OLD VULVA DOES NOT MAKE IT LOOK EVEN CLOSE TO SIMILAR SO PLEASE FUCK THE FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT ALREADY. YOU KNOW THAT “STOP JUDGING PEOPLE’S CROTCHES BECAUSE IT’S NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS” THING? THAT INCLUDES WAXING EVERYTHING OFF, SOME OF US JUST FUCKING PREFER IT THAT WAY AND WE’RE NOT SUDDENLY CHILDREN SO SHUT THE FUCK UP
Telling your son not to “be such a girl” lets his sister who overhears the conversation know that being a girl is not a good thing and she should be sorry and ashamed of herself.
It also reminds your son that being a boy is better than being a girl and therefore he is better than any girl he will ever meet.
In russian if you cry you get called a cabbage. Vote to change “dont be such a girl to “dont be such a cabbage” say I.